Westerners are angry with Ontario for voting Liberal. The Bloq is already making rumblings about refferendum’s, so with that in mind, I have a great idea.What if Ontario separated from Canada? Let’s think about it for a moment, there are only a few provinces who give more than they get. Ontario, sometimes Quebec, and Alberta. Ontario’s the economic engine which powers the great ship Canada, and how Ontario goes, so goes the rest of the country. That’s just not fair. It’s not fair to the poor westerners who are all “what about us” (between bites of granola), it’s not fair to the easterners who are “hey bay, what about oos?”, and it’s certainly not fair to the Quebecers who are going “Mais d’accord, que sont nous?”.

For the good of the country, Ontario needs to get the hell out of dodge. We could even make Ottawa a neutral territory, Ontario doesn’t really need it to keep going (and the Sens live there).

Then, like Quebec’s proposed, we’ll just ignore the fact that we owe any debt and leave that for the rest of Canada (which at this point would consist of Newfoundland, Nova Scotia, PEI, and parts of New Brunswick.

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