Apologies to Sean Connery.
Observations about PEI: as you are landing, you can see the entire island.
You can’t get lost in PEI because the Trans Canada rings the entire island. Get lost, just drive one way and you’ll hit it eventually.
You can come in for free, they’ll hit you on your way out. There are no tolls (or ferry fares) coming in to PEI. Getting out is $35.00 by bridge, or $50.00 by ferry.
My room has wireless internet connectivity, no it doesn’t, yes it does, no it doesn’t, yes it does (lather, rinse, repeat).
I had these delusions about what I was going to get done these two days. HAH! I’m a funny man.