February 15, 2002 by Brian Garside

When You Are Ready To Have A Serious Conversation About Green Lantern, You Have My E-Mail Address this is one of most hilarious things I’ve read on The Onion in ages, especially after spending as much time on the Newsarama page trying to make myself a full fledged member lately.

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Brian Garside

Brian is a digital experience expert, and part time internet superhero. He focuses on digital first design, digital strategies, content management, website usability, and user experience. He was part of the team behind BalanceDo, the co-founder of All New Comics, and the chief strategist at NorthIQ.

Development Skills

Front-End Web Development
HTML, CSS, JavaScript
Ruby on Rails, PHP, Wordpress
Adobe Creative Cloud (Ps, Ai, Pr, Ae, Au)
Art Direction & Graphic Design
User Experience Design
Usability Testing
Wireframing, Mockups & HTML Prototyping
Video Production
Audio Production & Voiceover Work

Marketing Skills

Copywriting
Content Strategy
Digital Strategy
Presentation Design
Email Marketing
Social Media Marketing
Search Engine Marketing
Search Engine Optimization
Website Analytics

Project Management Skills

Agile Product Development
Scrum Product Owner & Scrummaster
Project Management
Requirements Gathering
Client/Stakeholder Communication

Professional Management Skills

Team Leadership
Skills Development
Career Guidance
Personal Coaching

Other Sweet Skills*

Numchuck Skills
Bo Hunting Skills
Computer Hacking Skills
Liger Drawing Skills
Highly Proficient at Referencing Movies

*Other sweet skills may be slight exaggerations