Well friends, I paid the idiot tax this week and finally my ship came in. Yep, after a dozen or so years of playing the numbers, after untold countless hours of figuring out odds, making sure that my system was flawless, and ensuring that I never missed a lottery drawing, I'm a big winner. Before you even ask, no I won't give you any of my winnings, and I'm not interested in investing in your burgeoning beet and horseradish farm.

I got 4 out of 6 numbers on the 649 this weekend and I am now the proud owner of $76.00! Yup, seventy six loonies, thirty eight twonies, or fifteen fivers and a loonie.

I'm at a loss for words really, I mean that much money is likely to change a man. I wonder if I should quit my job so I can spend more time with Charlene and Kaylin? At the very least Char won't have to go back to work, so we've got that going for us. I need to figure out how to make this money work for us.

Know anybody with a burgeoning beet or horseradish farm that they need investors in?

In the meantime, a random picture of Kaylin from the weekend…because I love you all so much.