Britney's career is over (ummm, wasn't that like 8 years ago?). Paris Hilton is whatever. Lindsey Lohan is on drugs, off drugs, on drugs, arrested for DUI. I honestly can't think of three less interesting human beings on the planet, yet we care because…why? Is it because we like a good train wreck, or is it because people like to see how far the mighty have fallen?

Personally I don't really care, I just wish that I could turn on my TV, open a newspaper, browse through a magazine, or surf the web without ever reading the names Britney, Paris, or Lindsey ever again.

Anybody else as bored of these three airheads (with all apologies to airheads everywhere) as I am?